What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:01

Dr No
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why am I attracted to older men?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
-J W Pepper